Thursday, June 19, 2008

SAHW: Diarrhea or Constipation?

I am in the middle of a shit storm right now.

I will be the happiest person on earth after Mr. and Mrs. Pibb get married. You think they'll be happy? Au contraire. I'LL BE HAPPY! Their happiness won't compare to mine. At the end of the night, they'll be man and wife BUT I'll be done with this bridesmaid bullshit!

Latest update: bachelorette party.

Maid of honor MIA. Bridesmaid#2 backed out. Bridesmaid#1 (me) needs a straitjacket.

Will there be diarrhea of the mouth or do I plug up and not say a word?

(Actually let's be real. It would be more than just one word. It will probably be many words that start with f and end in -uck or some other various colorful FUCKING counterpart. Oops did I forget to say "ear muffs"?)

Kill me now.

4 comments:

Erin said...

I just started reading your blog and I love it!!!! You've got a great sense of humor and I've nearly choked on my Diet Coke twice in 10 minutes reading your posts.

Looking forward to reading more --

isn't stepparenting fun?

Joy said...

Your hilarious!!!

ashley said...

Oh crap. I really don't understand why bridesmaid have to go through so much crap. It's terrorizing. The world should know better.

SAHW said...

Erin:: Glad you appreciate my potty mouth. LOL. PS. Thank goodness I am not the step parent. I am the baby hater. You must be talking about my wifezilla counterpart - SMILF. Isn't she fabulous?

Joy:: thank you! Could you tell that to Mr. SAHW? He doesn't find the humor in me when I spend too much of his money ;)

Ashly:: It tickles me that you said "crap" in my poopy post. To be honest, I do not blame (well not everything) on Mrs. Pibb. I think her MOH is... crap.